Folks,

Found this joke in my inbox recently and I got a good chuckle. Enjoy!
Lawyers should never ask a Texas grandma a question if they aren’t 
prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a small town Texas prosecuting attorney called his first witness, 
a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 

‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me? ‘She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you,
Mr. Howard. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been 
a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate 
people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when 
you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a 
two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’

She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Lindquist since he was a 
youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t 
build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the 
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three 
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet 
voice, said, ‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both 
to the electric chair.’
Thanks for your attention.

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  1. Victoria Murray says:

    I find this really funny! I really needed that laugh and it goes to show if you do anything in life it always comes back. Even when you think nobody is watch there is always someone that know you and your business. I really do believe that this is very amusing and would love to share with my friends.

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